Secret Santa
It’s that time of year again and I’ve made my list for the notorious secret santa. I figured, why try to hide what others already know? That conveys guilt and then I have to murder someone…
This time the list is $30-40. I’ve still got malevolence for the buck!
www.coldsteel.com has some great low-cost gifts in the “nightshade” series. All sorts of knives for every occassion for low-low costs. They can be hidden anywhere for any amount of time and never warp, crack, or weaken. I have 2 on my list (with shipping under $40). #1 on my christmas list. How can you beat a “Push Blade II” that will go through metal detectors and can be hidden on your chest by a necklace for under $20? Cold Steel also sells the next few items on my list “http://www.coldsteel.com/kogaseries.html” are Koga sticks. I don’t know in great detail what they are but I know what I can do with them. I can’t wait for christmas!
The Koga’s are nice. No guns, no blades, not even points really. They’re great for leverage use, adding energy to strikes, and hammer-fist attacks. I can’t wait to break stuff that frustrates me!
Anyway, the rest of my list has extremely geeky gifts. PSN gift cards and such. WTF, so I want the new-0ld streetfighter game. Big woop. Piss off. I bet you jerk-off to gay porn so quit pointing the finger!
